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21 January 2016

Lek


If you’ve been keeping up with the new HH YouTube channel, chances are you’ve already seen the second video in our new #500Words project, which went online yesterday. Looking at the meanings and origins of 10 Words Spelled Q Without U, this time around one of the words included the qindarka or qintar, the name of a monetary unit used in Albanian:



Qindarka itself essentially means “a little part of 100” in Albanian—which, let’s face it, isn’t the most original name for a coin equal to 1 one-hundredth of something. But it’s what the qindarka is 1/100th of that’s more interesting. 

As mentioned in the video, the principal unit of currency in Albania is the Albanian lek, which takes its name from Alexander the Great. According to the history books, Alexander was born in Pella in Macedon (now in modern-day Greece) in 356BC. 



But in Albania, there’s an uncorroborated (and somewhat controversial) theory that Alexander—along with the likes of Aristotle, Pyrrhus, and Alexander’s father Phillip II—was born in Illyria, the region of ancient Europe that corresponds today to the Balkans peninsula and modern-day Albania. Was Alexander the Great really Albanian? Well, it’s doubtful. But the theory is nevertheless commemorated by the name of the Albanian currency.

But what about the rest of the world? Are there any more etymological gems jangling around the pockets and wallets of other countries?

Admittedly, the vast majority of world currencies take their names from fairly bland or predictable roots. Many refer to weights and measures, like the pound, which once referred to the value of one pound of silver, and the lira, which in turn takes its name from libra, the Latin word for “pound”. 



Likewise, both shekel and peso literally mean “weight” in Hebrew and Spanish (peso derives from the same etymological root as pendant, in the sense of something being weighed on a balance or set of scales), while more obscure entries in this category include the Kazakhstani tenge (which literally means “a set of scales”), and the Mauritanian ouguiya, which takes its name via French and Arabic from the Latin word for “ounce”, uncia. The Ukrainian hryvnia too is named for an ancient local unit of weight once used to measure precious metals.

Like the qindarka, other currencies have straightforward numerical roots, referring to fractions or portions of something larger. Dinar, the name of the main unit of currency in 11 different countries, is derived from the Latin denarius, literally “a tenth part.” Similarly, the cent, centime, and centesimo all have names referring to a fraction of 1/100th.

Some names are even less inspired: the Afghanistan afghani is divided into 100 smaller units called pul, which literally means “money”. The taka of Bangladesh takes its name from a local Bangla word meaning “cash”. The Vietnamese đồng and the manat of Azerbaijan and Turkmenistan also just mean “money”, while the ngultrum of Bhutan has a Dzongkha name literally meaning “money pieces.” The Japanese yen, Korean won and Chinese yuan all mean “round”, while the yuan has also been known as the renmimbi since 1949—which literally means “the people’s currency”

More imaginatively, some monetary units have geographical names, and refer either to their home country or to some notable feature therein. The loti of Lesotho, for instance, is named after the country’s Maloti Mountains. The Eritrean nakfa is named for the town of Nakfa that served as a based during the country’s fight for independence. And the kwanza, the unit of currency in four African countries, is thought to take its name from the River Cuanza that flows through Angola. 



By far the most famous geographical name, however, is the dollar, which traces its name back to the tiny Bohemian spa town of Joachimstal, now in the Czech Republic: the high-quality silver that was mined there was once used to make coins known as joachimstaler, which quickly shorted to thaler, and finally ended up in the New World as dollar via the colonial Dutch and Spanish. Incidentally, because these early coins were originally quite weighty, the colonial dollar was nicknamed the gourde in the 18th century slang, a name derived from a French word meaning “stupid” or “dull”—it lives on in the name of the currency of Haiti.

Like the dollar, some currencies take their names from their component metal or their means of manufacture. Ruble is thought to come from a Russian word meaning “to chop” or “hew,” possibly because the coins once had to be hewn from solid blocks of metal. The piaster or piastre—1/100th of an Egyptian, Lebanese, Sudanese or Syrian pound—takes its name from an Italian word, piastra, for a thin piece of metal. The Indian rupee, Indonesian rupiah, and Ethiopian birr all have names meaning “silver,” while the Kyrgyzstani and Uzbekistani som take their name from local words meaning “pure”, as in “pure gold”.

Stamps of royal authority are behind the names of the Czech koruna and all the various Scandinavian krones and krónas, all of which take their name from local words meaning “crown”. The Brazilian real, the Mauritanian ariary, and the rial of Iran, Yemen and Oman likewise mean “royal.”

Many of the world’s krones and rials are stamped with crowns, and likewise some currencies take their names from the images that once decorated them. As well as the term sterling (literally a “little star”, a mark once stamped on pound-sterling coins) the Russian kopeck once bore a picture of a mounted knight, and derives from a Russian word meaning “lance”. The Hungarian forint (as well as the English and Dutch florin) derives from a coin once minted in Tuscany that was marked with a lily, and so was named for the Italian word for “little flower,” fiorino. The Bulagrian lev similarly means “lion,” and the Portuguese escudo (now replaced by the euro) means “shield”. Perhaps best of all in this category, however, is the Swaziland lilangeni, whose name simply means “a member of the royal family”.



Another currency replaced by the euro was the Greek drachma, whose name literally meant “handful”, or “as much as can be seized in one hand”. The dirham, used in both Morocco and the United Arab Emirates, is its etymological descendant. Along a similar path, the Georgian lari has a name literally meaning “hoard.” Former currencies are also name-checked in Ghana and the Pacific nation of Vanuatu, whose monetary units—the Ghanaian cedi and the Vanuatu vatu—mean “cowry shell” and “stone” respectively, both referring to items once used locally as money. (The cedi, incidentally, is divided into 100 pesewas, which literally means “a penny’s worth of gold dust”.) Similarly, the Guatemalan quetzal takes its name from the fact that the feathers of the tropical quetzal bird were also once so prized that they were used locally as money.

The lek also isn’t the only currency named in honour of someone. The Costa Rican colón, for instance, is named after Christopher Columbus. The Honduran lempira is said to take its name from a native local chief. The Tajikistani somoni is named in honour of the country’s founder, Ismail Samani, and the Venezuelan bolivar is named after Simón Bolívar.



Lastly, amongst the best of the world’s currency etymologies, are the dobra of São Tomé, which takes its name from a Portuguese word meaning “to fold” (which gives a whole new meaning to “folding money”), and the Zambian kwacha, which has a local Nyanja name meaning “dawn”—a reference to a former slogan of Zambian nationalism that promised a “new dawn of freedom.” In turn, it’s divided into 100 subunits called ngwee, which literally means “bright”.

Best of all however, is the Botswana pula, whose name was chosen by a public contest and literally means “rain” in the local Setswana language—in a country in which the Kalahari Desert accounts for 70% of the available land, rain, it seems, is just as valuable as money.






10 Words Spelled Q Without U

The second video in HaggardHawks’ new 500 Words project is live now on YouTube! Click below to take a look...



This time around, we’re looking at 10 Words Spelled Q Without U—including an Albanian currency unit, an Inuit word for the wool of the musk ox, a bizarre onomatopoeic Zulu word that found its way into South African slang, and a chain of six letters that every English-speaking person will likely know.


There are still 48 videos to come, so remember to subscribe to catch them all, and of course to keep an eye on the HaggardHawks Twitter and Facebook pages to make sure you don’t miss out on anything. Next in the series, we’re sticking with our theme of rarely-used letters of the alphabet with 10 Words Beginning With X... 


15 January 2016

10 Words To Do With Firsts

It’s been a long time coming, but HaggardHawks has finally flown over to YouTube!

Throughout 2016—as part of a new project we’re calling #500Words—we’ll be posting a new video to the Haggard Hawks YouTube channel every Thursday at 8pm (GMT). Each video will look at 10 words with something different in common, from words coined by Shakespeare to words derived from numbers, to the origins of curse words. So, 50 weeks. 50 videos. 500 words.

The first video went online yesterday, and you can find out about 10 Words To Do With Firsts (and hear some terrible, terrible puns—sorry about that) below.




Remember to subscribe to the channel to make sure you don’t miss out on any videos in the series—and of course keep an eye on Twitter, Facebook and here on the blog for more details to come...




4 January 2016

100 words worth knowing

Typical. You wait months for a milestone to come along, and then two come along at once. 

Just two days after reaching the 15,000 followers mark, the @HaggardHawks Twitter feed tweeted its 10,000th tweet in the early hours of Monday morning. If you’ve been with us since the start (and some of you certainly have), that’s 10,000 obscure and unusual words you’ve potentially added to your vocabulary. So apologies for fuelling your lexiphanic tendencies—you may well be guilty of gadzookery, but at least you can now consider yourself a logodaedalus.

But for those of you who have joined us more recently—or for those of you who might have forgotten some of the best HH words (which would make two of us...)—not to worry. To mark our 10,000th tweet, and to refresh our collective memory, here are 100 HaggardHawks words that are well worth remembering, each linked to its original tweet should you want to read or share it over on Twitter.

Thanks again everyone for following, and stay tuned for another development very soon…



  1. The pleasant feeling that follows a nice dream is euneirophrenia
  2. Bomphiologia is boastful, self-aggrandizing language
  3. To famgrasp is to shake someone’s hand...
  4. ...while kissing a woman’s hand on meeting her is called a baisemain
  5. To unhappen something is to make it look like it never took place. 
  6. A growlery is somewhere you like to retire to when you’re ill or in a bad mood. 
  7. If you’re comfoozled then you’re utterly exhausted. 
  8. An autohagiography is an autobiography that makes its subject look better than they are. 
  9. A ridibundal person is prone to laugh at things
  10. A hangy-bangy is a good-for-nothing. 
  11. An ohnosecond is a moment between doing something and realising you shouldn’t have done it.
  12. Jamais-vu is the opposite of déjà-vu...
  13. ...and a eucatastrophe is the opposite of a catastrophe.
  14. If you’re noctivagant then you like to wander around at night
  15. A gowkthropple is someone who frequently uses bad language.
  16. To jirble is to spill liquid while pouring it with shaking hands
  17. Old women who gossip over tea and cakes? They’re muffin-wallopers.
  18. Huckmuck is the feeling of confusion caused by things not being in the right place.
  19. A bessybab is an adult that likes childish things
  20. To dacker is to deliberately spin out a simple task just to fill up a day’s work.
  21. Killing time is temporicide. 
  22. To do something lickfaladity is to do it with full force. 
  23. A miscomhap is a stroke of bad luck. 
  24. Infucation is the process of applying makeup
  25. A sudden feeling of grief when you remember a loss is a stound. 
  26. If you’re parvipotent then you have very little power. 
  27. A buccula is a double chin. 
  28. Shivviness is the uncomfortable feeling caused by wearing new underwear.
  29. A muck-robin is a child who likes deliberately annoying adults
  30. To goufter is to laugh heartily. 
  31. Looking younger than your age is called agerasia. 
  32. Posing a question and then immediately answering it yourself? That’s sermocination.
  33. An ichnogram is a footprint. 
  34. Talking in your sleep is somniloquy
  35. An aquabib is someone who drinks water, not alcohol. 
  36. To honeyfuggle someone is to trick or deceive them
  37. A zwodder is a drowsy, stupid state of mind. 
  38. A callomaniac is someone who believes they’re more beautiful than they really are
  39. To walk in shoes that are too big for your feet is to clomph. 
  40. Cats that like to climb along high shelves are climb-tacks
  41. To titty-toit is to tidy up. 
  42. Aimlessly wandering the streets is vicambulation
  43. If you’re ludibrious, then you’re the butt of the joke. 
  44. A compulsion to look at awful things, like horror movies, is called cacospectomania.
  45. A mouse-nook is a hard-to-reach, hard-to-clean corner of a room. 
  46. Mogshade is the shade provided by trees
  47. A puckfist is someone who braggingly dominates a conversation
  48. To constantly repeat something so that it loses all meaning is to battologize
  49. The drops of food or drink that fall down your chin when eating are your lebber-beard
  50. To sklute is to fall into something wet or muddy
  51. An onomasticon is a list of names. 
  52. Speaking through gritted teeth is dentiloquy
  53. If you’re pawp-footed, then you’re prone to walk into things. 
  54. To dedoleate is to cease being upset. 
  55. Your opisthenar is the back of your hand. 
  56. The drops of rain that drip from things after it’s stopped raining are the easing-drops 
  57. If something is xyresic then it’s razor-sharp. 
  58. Making mistakes at work because you’re so tired or bored? That’s fauchling
  59. To scurryfunge is to hastily tidy a house. 
  60. Using a fan to cool yourself down is flabellation
  61. A crinkie-winkie is a fuss over nothing, or a pointless reason for not doing something. 
  62. The boredom that comes with being unwell is alysm
  63. Oysterhood is unsociableness or an overwhelming desire to stay at home. 
  64. A nonty-niddlety is a fool
  65. A zoilist is an unfair critic, or someone who loves complaining or finding fault.
  66. A spinkie-den is a woodland clearing full of flowers. 
  67. Trinkgeld is money intended only to be spent on drink
  68. A fyoag is a loud, cheerful laugh. 
  69. Anything that is hoozy-poozy is done just to pass the time. 
  70. A brother-chip is someone who does the same job as you...
  71. ...while a nameling is someone with the same name as you
  72. Something that is isochroöus is the same colour outside and throughout. 
  73. Untidy or unpleasant work is vargling
  74. If you’re floby-mobly, then you’re not unwell, but still not quite feeling your best.
  75. The stiffness in your legs after a long walk is called hansper. 
  76. Eating your words is autologophagy
  77. A lennochmore is a larger-than-average baby. 
  78. Glutching is trying to stifle sobs or cries
  79. A scliff is an old, worn out shoe. 
  80. The loose feathers that fall out of cushions and pillows is called culf
  81. To bang-a-bonk is to sit lazily on a riverbank. 
  82. Armogan is the perfect weather for travelling...
  83. ...while hurling-weather is the perfect weather for drying clothes... 
  84. ...and if the weather flenches, then it looks like it might improve but never does.
  85. An adoxography is a great work written about a pointless subject. 
  86. Crockans are bits of food that shrivel up during cooking
  87. Hanging around with nothing to do? That’s lobbeting
  88. Saturday-wit is dirty jokes
  89. A waffle-frolic is a sumptuous meal or feast. 
  90. To twankle is to idly play a musical instrument
  91. Superalimentation is eating too much food. 
  92. The process of taking off your shoes? That’s discalceation
  93. A scripturient person has a constant desire to write. 
  94. Trying to cover up the fact that you’re laughing is kneistering
  95. An ocnophil is someone who clutches onto familiar things when upset. 
  96. To penelopize is to restart a piece of work just to waste time. 
  97. A dildram is a strange or improbable story
  98. All the facial features that make someone recognisable comprise their headmark.
  99. To jakes is to walk mud into a house. 
  100. If you’re linguipotent, then you have great skill with languages




2 January 2016

15,000 followers!

A very Happy New Year, everyone!

Well, what a way to start 2016. The @HaggardHawks Twitter feed added its 15,000th follower over the Christmas break, which, if you’ve been following us for a while, you’ll know can only mean one thing—it’s time for a brand new Haggard Hawks Quiz...

Same rules as always: no time limit, just 20 fiendishly difficult Haggard Hawks language questions to pit your wits against, this time covering everything from 17th century slang to the names of the United States. Feel free to share your scores in the comments below or over on Twitter—and, as always, good luck!